Vain Ghosts 2


What is your deepest fear? 

Well, besides having a bad hair day 

or being chased by relentless pumpkins all day long.



Are you scared you might go insane after doing so many hunts? And be confined

to a padded room with no shopping privileges?


Or maybe you're terrified of having that recurring nightmare where you get axed in broad daylight while gloriously clad in a fabulous designer gown? Because in that gruesome dream, you were swimming in a pool of blood and before passing out from excruciating pain, a ginormous spider casually comes strolling by, sees you lying fashionably helpless, come crawling nearer and nearer..then the spider opens it's frothy mouth....



..... and says:

"Dammit woman, must you waste tasty pumpkins for the sake of hair ornaments?".

At this point, you wake up to the smell of something delicious wafting from the kitchen. Pumpkin soup, anyone?


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